One of the hazards of an academic job is that journals tend to pile up on your desk. We all have the best intentions of reading them, keeping up with the research and what’s new in our field. But life gets in the way. There’s grading to do, classes to prep, administrative work to administrate. If something is going to get pushed off to the (literal) side, it is reading journals.
Such an irresponsible hack, you are.